Friendship, it's complicated

I have a friend with a blog, (you can find it here...http://scott-williams.ca/, but wait don't go there yet, cause once you do and you experience his awesomeness, you won't be back) so he is a pretty good friend, the kind of friend who I would drop anything to help and I know would do the same for me (well if I am being honest, I know he would drop anything to help my wife, and I'm only pretty sure he would drop everything to help me), anyway...

Scott is a great writer, I mean really great. He makes me laugh, he makes me cry, he makes me embarassed and shameful, he challenges me...all with his writing. So what I want to say is "Screw you Scott". I don't want to read your blog and feel inadequate, I am pretty good at feeling inadequate all the time already, I don't need your help. I am supposed to be a professional communicator and I pale in comparison to your worst post. AAARRRGGHH! (okay the all caps were excessive).

I like Scott, I really do, I would just like him better if he was less good, more adequate like me. i wonder if he'll do that for me?